Tableaux Edition <div><br /> </div> <h2>Top Story</h2> <div> <ul> <li>[url=https://www.aboutamazon.com/news/workplace/amazon-svp-ai-tools-employees-careers]I'm an Amazon HR drone who hasn't coded in 25 years.&nbsp; Then I didn't code.[/url]&nbsp; (About Amazon)<br /> <br /> If you count code generators, my LOC count is in the tens of billions.&nbsp; Shipped to production.&nbsp; And I wrote those code generators.<br /> <br /> <br /> </li> <li>[url=https://linuxiac.com/californias-age-verification-bill-passes-with-linux-exemption-intact/]Speaking of retarded people, California.[/url]&nbsp; (Linuxiac)<br /> <br /> Just unanimously passed an age of consent law for keyboards.</li> </ul> <div><br /> </div></div> <div><br /> </div> <h2>Tech News</h2> <div> <ul> <li>Database, programming language, standard library, extended library, and now another database.<br /> <br /> Then the actual applications.<br /> <br /> Not sure how much code I've "written" in the last couple of weeks, but I did build an entire new programming language and then create 42,000 lines of code in that new language.<br /> <br /> <br /> </li> <li>[url=https://www.theregister.com/virtualization/2026/08/31/broadcom-pledges-to-lock-down-open-source-python-java-libraries/5293454]Broadcom has pledged to lockdown open source Python and Java libraries.[/url]&nbsp; (The Register)<br /> <br /> Broadcom now owns VMWare.&nbsp; VMWare owns RabbitMQ.&nbsp; RabbitMQ has myxomatosis.<br /> <br /> <br /> </li> <li>[url=https://www.theregister.com/ai-and-ml/2026/08/31/openclaw-20-pours-glitter-on-slow-burning-security-dumpster-fire/5293492]OpenClaw 2.0 pours glitter on slow-burning security dumpster fire.[/url]&nbsp; (The Register)<br /> <br /> Basically, yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> </li> <li>[url=https://muratbuffalo.blogspot.com/2026/08/the-safest-job-from-ai-may-be-writing.html]The safest job from AI may be writing.[/url]&nbsp; (Murat Buffalo)<br /> <br /> Press X to doubt.<br /> <br /> <br /> </li> <li>[url=https://www.notebookcheck.net/Asus-ProArt-P16-launching-with-1-600-nit-Tandem-OLED-display-128-GB-RAM-and-Nvidia-RTX-Spark.1384089.0.html]Asus has announced an RTX Spark laptop.[/url]&nbsp; (Notebook Check)<br /> <br /> Y tho.</li> </ul> <div><br /> </div></div> <div><br /> </div> <h2>Musical Interlude</h2> <div>[ytlite=lcIK3akktLU]</div> <div><br /> </div> <div><br /> </div> <div><br /> </div> <div><br /> </div> <div><span style="font-style: italic;">Disclaimer: Glitter is the Devil's bath salts.</span></div>